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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.