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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.