What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.