What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

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What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

First post) Ace of spays

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.