What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.