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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

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Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Pink Panther Jokes More Pink Panther Jokes

What's the pink panther's to do list?

To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Dead Ant Jokes More Dead Ant Jokes

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Anthill Jokes More Anthill Jokes

What do you call an empty anthill?

VacANT!... I'm sorry.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*