Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
I'm a bad decision maker.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Because they love nitpicking.
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
Being up to your nuts in cider.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
You turn off your playstation.
Dwayne Johnson
He's been living under The Rock.
It broke the law of gravity!
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Reddit.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
She answered "About an inch".
A Brazillion!!!
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
