Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
I'm a bad decision maker.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
THE RETAIL STORE!
Because he was always lost at C!
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
You weed out the rest
The Wii hours of the morning.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Reddit.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
He's been living under The Rock.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
Six weeks old!
About eighty years
