Weakness Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Original Jokes More Original Jokes

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

Centre Jokes More Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming