Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
I'm a bad decision maker.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Sleep at night
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Repost)
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Sure, Bert!
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
