Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
I'm a bad decision maker.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
The law of gravity
They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.
Because the rest are weekdays.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Dwayne Johnson
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Driver: I love to travel.
The referee
Weak back.
Cause she ran away from the ball
Kick boxing
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Reddit.
Everywhere.
Neither. They can both levitate.
