Weakness Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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Eighty Year Jokes More Eighty Year Jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

7 Day Jokes More 7 Day Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.