Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
I'm a bad decision maker.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
He used an eyepatch
In case they get a hole in one!
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
The sequels are never as good as the originals.
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
The reposts on reddit.
About two hours.
Dwayne Johnson
He's been living under The Rock.
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"
Does anyone have a charger I could use
