What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

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Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.