What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks