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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

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What are homeless ducks always asking for?

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.