What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!