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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"