Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.