Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people?

Dark humor

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen