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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.