Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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A nigloo

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Meet me - oh, right..

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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Because he had no body to dance with!

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Shout "Bingo!" before them

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1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.