How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.