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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks