7 Day Jokes

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

You might also enjoy:

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

9 8 Jokes More 9 8 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...