Sleep at night
So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because their job is draining.
Lettuce alone.
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Slothages.
AU GUYS!!!
Hope you're ready for the next episode
Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!
Because 7 ate 9.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
