7 Day Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.