Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
There are skidmarks before the dog.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Aye, there's the wub
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Husband: You spent it all dear.
Bubblegum
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
A Warehouse.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.
