A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
There were too many vets.
A pure bred meth lab.
To get to the second-hand shop.
The Baaahaaamaaas!
Guy who collects legs.
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
They do Yoda.
At the Schopenhauer.
Socrates
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.