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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?