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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.