Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because he was a light sleeper.
Furnancial Aid
They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
He had too much thyme on his hands.
He does lots of bare-obics.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Par**ty.
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
It's because they don't know the words.
