What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What's the best drink for a dog?

An old faschund.

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Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

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What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft