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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.