Nascar Jokes

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

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What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!