Nascar Jokes

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh