How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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They'll tell you.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.