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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying