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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'