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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.