How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots