How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'