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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for