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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Chainz Jokes More Chainz Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for