Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Chainz Jokes More Chainz Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for