Chainz Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.