Chainz Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.