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Chainz Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either