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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

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How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.