Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*