Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

This subreddit mods

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.