Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto