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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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An Hippic fail.

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto