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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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A cop.

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Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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The CI, eh?

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C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

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AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto