Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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He was always Stalin in his manual!

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The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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None of it.

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AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto