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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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He was mini cooped up for to long.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto