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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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Dry ice lacks of water.

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The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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An elephant disguised as a banana!

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A fish tank!

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A prius

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It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.