What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.