What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.