What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.