What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks