What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.