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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.