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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare