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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.