How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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What do you call a black man with a gun?

You call him "sir".

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.