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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.