What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite