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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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Polar-oids

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The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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Daeshcams

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon