What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite