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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What do 7 million Chevy's have in common?

I don't recall.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.