What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow