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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow