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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning