Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

You might also enjoy:

Edward Snowed Jokes More Edward Snowed Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!