Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Early Year Jokes More Early Year Jokes

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Blizzard Jokes More Blizzard Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!