Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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When it turns into a driveway.

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Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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Ammon old hand at picking locks!

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I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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The sails are going through the roof.

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A Moscow-ito!

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Because Santa came early this year.

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It didn't Snowden.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in