Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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