Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

Edward Snowed Jokes More Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in