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Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.