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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.