Whistle Blower Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden

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Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Edward Snow Jokes More Edward Snow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Nsa Whistle Blower Jokes More Nsa Whistle Blower Jokes

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!