Whistle Blower Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

Edward Snowed Jokes More Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.