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Whistle Blower Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Edward Snowed Jokes More Edward Snowed Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Folk Jokes More Folk Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.