Whistle Blower Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.