Whistle Blower Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy