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Edward Snow Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!