Edward Snow Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Edward Snowden Jokes More Edward Snowden Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

R/explainlikeimfive

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Nsa Whistle Blower Jokes More Nsa Whistle Blower Jokes

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!