Edward Snow Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Blizzard Jokes More Blizzard Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.