Edward Snow Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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It wasn't his fault.

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Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D