Edward Snow Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!