Edward Snowed-in
Edward Snowed-in!
Edward Snowed In
Because he was Snowden.
Slush Puppies
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
He was snowed in
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
It is an airport.
They do Yoda.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Snowd-en
Because they were Snowden.
The Site-anic.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.