Nsa Whistle Blower Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!