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Nsa Whistle Blower Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

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Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!