Nsa Whistle Blower Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay