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Nsa Whistle Blower Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Edward Snowed Jokes More Edward Snowed Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Edward Snow Jokes More Edward Snow Jokes

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In