Nsa Whistle Blower Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

You might also enjoy:

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Edward Snow Jokes More Edward Snow Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Edward Snowed Jokes More Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.