Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away