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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.