Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.