Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What are Mario's pants made out of?

DenimDenimDenim

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...