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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.