Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!