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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.