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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

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