Dot Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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