Dot Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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Dishrespectful...

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He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Because he was a little horse

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad!

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What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!