Dot Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

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Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.