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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

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What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Remorse Code Jokes More Remorse Code Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code