Dot Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....