Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.