Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball