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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*