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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.