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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*