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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.