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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Raspberry Jokes More Raspberry Jokes

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.