Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

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What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.