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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.