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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.