Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

Raspberry Jokes More Raspberry Jokes

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.