Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.