Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.