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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.