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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.