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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso