Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.