Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.