Basketball Team Jokes

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What basketball team does a vampire play for?

The New York Necks

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Arsonist Jokes More Arsonist Jokes

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.