Basketball Team Jokes

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What basketball team does a vampire play for?

The New York Necks

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

New York Necks Jokes More New York Necks Jokes

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

What basketball team does a vampire play for?

The New York Necks

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

Arsonist Jokes More Arsonist Jokes

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!