School Shooter Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

What basketball team does a vampire play for?

The New York Necks

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!