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School Shooter Jokes

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

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Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Photograph Jokes More Photograph Jokes

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK