School Shooter Jokes

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Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Majority Jokes More Majority Jokes

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!