What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

School Shooter Jokes More School Shooter Jokes

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Photograph Jokes More Photograph Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.