Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other

Toy Box Jokes More Toy Box Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!