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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"