April Sale - 20% Off

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Previous Random Joke Next

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Happy Jokes More Happy Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW