Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you