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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Happy Jokes More Happy Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW