Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

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How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...