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How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

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I'm not sure, but I know

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.