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How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

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GeSTAHPo!

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Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...