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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

Thin Ice Jokes More Thin Ice Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.