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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.