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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.