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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice