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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off