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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.