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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.