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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless