What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Armless Jokes More Armless Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.