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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless