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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet