How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

How do you confuse a straight person?

LGBTQ+

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

He knew where to put it..

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.