How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet