Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
When it's too heavy to lift.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Too-whit-to-why
Papayas See, you're confused right?
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
When he shoots, someone else scores.
He got crossed up.
The floor
Corduroy.