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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.