What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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Because he was too inefficient.