What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!