What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral:: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Jonah Jokes More Jonah Jokes

Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!