What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!