What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!