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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Jonah Jokes More Jonah Jokes

Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!