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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke