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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!