Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Whoever wins...we lose.

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What are you doing there, rabbit?

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.