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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch