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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked