Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
No home oh
He was far out man. --
Because he can't take a shot to the head.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
Did you try turning me off and on again?
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.