Someone's mom is Snooki.
Life.
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
He wanted to do it before it was cool.
