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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.