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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

One Jokes More One Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.