Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

One Jokes More One Jokes

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni