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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!