How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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What about over there?

She said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!